Honah Lee-Puff the Magic Dragon held a news conference today to denounce the musical massacre of the beloved children's song "Puff The Magic Dragon" by conservative musician Paul Shanklin and the subsequent distribution of the mutilated song by RNC leadership hopeful Chip Saltsman and talkshow host Rush Limbaugh. Shanklin had already incensed the black community and most of America with his rendition of "Barack the Magic Negro", a song which was distributed to all Republican National Convention members by Saltsman and played on Limbaugh's show.
When questioned about the song, Puff's anger was palitable "This song is about Puff the Magic Dragon living by the sea, not about a guy who has a few too many gin tonics, a microphone, and a notion that crooning his dumb-ass white guy opinion on the complicated topic of politics and race relations makes for good political humor".
